How to Masturbate With an Object (For Men)

How to masturbate with an object (for men) - sock

Fancy mixing up your solo sessions? Let's find out how to turn everyday household objects into your new best friends. Whether you're just starting out or consider yourself a seasoned pro, these tips will help you have a brilliant time.

Let's face it, sometimes you just want a change from your usual manual routine, and that's completely normal. Did you know that introducing some unexpected household objects into your solo play can truly spice up your sessions? While a regular male sex toy might seem ideal, you might not always have one on hand. No problem! Your home is filled with everyday items that can do the job just as well. We'll guide you with some practical examples and tips to help you make the most of these easily accessible household objects. Prepare to broaden your horizons and experience some amazing new sensations!

How to masturbate with a sock

A humble sock is often the first object men reach for when it comes to masturbation, and for good reason. It makes clean-up a breeze—just toss it in the washing machine afterwards.

To enhance your experience, try warming the sock in the dryer for about 10 minutes before using it. This will give you the sensation of a warm, comforting hand around your penis.

We also recommend choosing a sock made from a soft, luxurious material like cashmere. The texture will feel incredibly soft and gentle against your most intimate area.

How to masturbate with a lubricant-filled condom

You can easily create a homemade pocket pussy using a condom and some lube. Here’s how:

  1. Grab a latex condom with a reservoir tip (the bit designed to collect ejaculate).
  2. Fill the reservoir with water-based lube. The more lube you use, the better it will feel.
  3. Slip the condom onto your penis.
  4. Once the condom is in place, squeeze the reservoir to spread the lube around inside.
  5. You’re now ready for a luxurious manual masturbation session. It’ll feel like you’re inside a well-lubricated orifice, just like the real thing.

How to masturbate with a gaming controller

You love spending hours playing your favourite video games with your controller, but did you know it can also become an ad hoc sex toy?

Many game controllers come with a vibration feature, turning them into effective substitutes for vibrating sex toys. Simply switch on the vibrations and place the controller wherever you want for extra stimulation—be it your testicles, penis, or even your anus.

You can also use the controller to stimulate your partner to enjoy a fun new kind of couple’s play!

Just remember to clean the controller thoroughly before using it for gaming again. Hygiene is key!

How to masturbate with a pearl necklace

Pearl necklace

Believe it or not, a pearl necklace, an elegant and refined accessory, can also be used for some naughty purposes!

Why not borrow a pearl necklace from the woman in your life (with her consent, of course)? No need for real pearls—fakes will do just fine.

Don't forget to use lube for even more pleasure. Wrap the necklace around your shaft and start enjoying yourself manually. The small beads will provide extra stimulation, making the experience even more enjoyable.

Remember to clean the necklace thoroughly before returning it. Otherwise, she might not let you borrow it again!

How to masturbate with your sofa

Your sofa might seem an unlikely ally, but it can be a fantastic aid for your solo sessions. Just make sure you choose a time when you're home alone!

One of the perks of this method is that you can enjoy your favourite erotic films on TV at the same time. Ideally, opt for a sofa with multiple cushions separated by gaps.

Here’s how to get started:

  1. Place a piece of plastic wrap in the gap between the cushions.
  2. Apply water-based lube to the plastic wrap.
  3. Position yourself comfortably, with your stomach against the sofa, and insert your penis into the gap where the plastic wrap is.
  4. Perform thrusting movements, simulating the sensations of real intercourse.

You’ll be on cloud nine in no time!

Using everyday objects for solo play can be a handy solution in a pinch, but for an optimal pleasure experience, nothing beats a genuine sex toy. Explore our buyer’s guide on How to Choose Your First Sex Toy for Men to find the perfect toy for your next session. The LOVE Team is always here to guide you on your journey, so feel free to reach out with any questions or for advice.