Finally! We're almost at the end of the long tunnel. Forget about lockdown, let's think about Christmas. Free your mind as you do your Christmas shopping - for the singletons out there, you'll soon be free to mix and mingle as you see fit.
Soon we'll say sayonara to lockdown
You've been swiping on Tinder until your telephone burns up. Don't worry, everyone does it! Dating application have been more popular than ever. Tinder is killing it, with three billion swipes recorded in a single day. Here we are, you'll be able to find your perfect match, butterfly in your stomach and your heart aflutter! As you prepare for your hot date, you may ask a question that you've never considered before: "How do I get some action with a mask on?"
When you want it, where you want it!
Actually, not quite. You have to know which playing field is wide open. Inform yourself about which places are safe and then you'll be free to play! The originality of the date is the most important part. Why don't you make the meeting a little bit sporty? A running date will be a good way to test their endurance. If you like wide open spaces, hanging out at the park will be the best way to become intimate with your new match: flirt in a subtle way, by bringing up the cheekiest subject. Do you feel like you could just eat them up whole? Meet up at the supermarket in the peach, banana, or whipped cream section.
Seduce your partner with a mask
Of course your smile can be seductive, but the eyes can also be your weapon of choice. After all, they are the "window to the soul", as you can truly read your partner's dirty mind in their eyes! They reveal our most intimate emotions: laughter, cheekiness, mischievousness, sensuality, curiosity, reassurance…your partner's look can say it all. As Mr. Valli said, "You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you". Thanks Frankie!
A little Insta survey:
64% of you think that eye contact is important! Seeing "eye to eye", as one Tinder user told us, "We looked at each other, and it was as though we said hello before even talking…"
Body language
You can't deny the sexiness of a charismatic walk or hands running through your hair. Body language represents 80% of how we communicate, so give it your all! Stand straight up, keep your head up, and your arms wide open…to hug freely and often. Don't touch each other on the first date, as it will only increase the intensity of your attraction. Don't forget, we're always attracted to what we can't have. Wearing a mask will make you unattainable, and therefore irresistible!
Take off your mask
A little Insta survey:
Disappointment before/after scares 72% of you. Emmy tells us: "Teeth are important to me. But it makes things so complicated! You have to lock in a date so they don't think you're a weirdo when you ask for a tooth pic instead of a dick pic!"
Teeth, check! Unexpected places, check! It's truly open date season. Arm yourself with your most beautiful smile,
Beyonce's strut, and prepare yourself to meet the perfect masked stranger. Keep LOVE AND VIBES' seduction tips in mind, but don't forget that your instinct is your best ally.
I would be remiss to leave you without the following sweet message from one our Insta subscribers: "For the past few years, I've only met people online. In September, I was matched with an awesome guy, we met up pretty quickly, and the first 10 minutes we spent together in masks was hilarious. And once I got to look at his whole face, it was like meeting him for the first time. Since then, we barely ever see each with masks, because when he's at my place, we're completely naked."
p.s. Before diving in, make sure that you protect yourself by practicing safe sex <3
May the orgasm be with you.
Illustration by: @plaquemoisurtonmur