How to Store Your Sex Toys
Where should I store my sex toys?
If you live with a flatmate or your parents, storing your sex toys is obviously a big issue: it would be absolutely mortifying for someone to find them! Whatever the size of your home, you'll need to find discreet places to hide your toys. Here are a few of our best ideas for hiding places to help you keep your sex life private.
Under your bed
The space under your bed is an ideal hiding place, especially if you store your toys in some discreet storage boxes. This area may get dusty, so don't forget to vacuum regularly.
Larger sex toys (such as blow up sex dolls) should be wrapped in a clean sheet to protect them from dust and prying eyes (remember, children generally love to hide in every nook and cranny of their parents' bedroom!).
In your bedside table
The bedside table is usually used to store intimate items such as condoms, lubes or massage oils. Storing your toys in your bedside table will keep them within arm’s reach, making them easier to find if you need to use them at night, for example. Your bedside table will also protect your sex toys from dust and light, helping to prolong their life.
In your wardrobe
How should I store my sex toys?
In a locked box
A locked box is the perfect solution for small sex toys, as well as BDSM accessories (handcuffs, ropes, masks, etc.) and sexual wellness products (lubricants, cleaners, massage oil). A tackle box or toolbox will work well. You can also invest in a special lockable storage box for sex toys.
In a toiletry bag
Toiletry bags are also incredibly useful for storing smaller sex toys (like bullet vibrators or cock rings). That way, you’ll always have your favourite sex toy on hand. If you're going away for the weekend or on a business trip, nobody will be any the wiser. However, remember that your luggage may be searched at the airport... So choose your toys wisely!
In a cloth pouch
Our golden rules for storing sex toys
- Always clean your sex toys before storing them. Read the user’s manual if you are unsure of what kind of cleaner to use.
- Always allow your sex toy to dry thoroughly before storing it. This will prevent the growth of bacteria and mould.
- If possible, store your sex toys separately so that they do not come into contact with each other: certain materials mix badly with each other and may deteriorate more quickly due to contact.
- Check the condition of your sex toys regularly. If your toy is damaged, dispose of it in a suitable container.